...Lest anyone doubt. I am still here.

Despite my roommates disappearing; it's not catching, I promise you.

In other news, those two pathetic cowards who ran near-instantly from my homeland defenses and liberated forty-seven of my knives...

... Sad.

Public Service Announcement:

Reira Serizawa is not leaving her current habitat.

That is all.

-Sasori.

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I haven't seen Reira.

She went out last night.

I had hoped it wasn't her voice.

I'll find her.

Ah, the joys of parenting. I am truly BLESSED.

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So busy lately... What with

A) Pulling bullets out of some one's rib cage ( Read more... )

NOTICE:

1. It's a puppet, not a fiery chasm of death and destruction.

2. So don't scream in my ear.

3. If you should happen across a more-insane-than-the-stereotype-Irishman, please direct your attention to another street.

4. Those looking for business with Reira, forget it. I've kidnapped her.

I don't know if anyone is aware of this, but I am, actually, an only child. I would see other children with their younger or older siblings and decide that I was lucky not to have anyone let me know how gross I looked that day, or to have anyone drop me on my head, as such action I am sure all of you have been subjected to ( Read more... )

.... Damn it.

...Damn it...

...

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What the hell is this....? *paper rustling ( Read more... )